Red Nose Day 2021

Well done Bankwood for raising a brilliant £242.66 for Red Nose Day! The children raised money by wearing their best red outfit, and by telling their best/favourite/most dad(!) joke.

Here is a selection of the best (or worst – you decide!)…

What do you call a polar bear on a tropical island? Lost!

What does a gamer hate? Reality!

What did the skeleton couple say at the prom? Sorry dear – I have no body to go with!

Why does the maths book look so sad? It has so many problems!

What cream do witches use on their warts? I don’t know but it clearly isn’t working!

What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he saw-us!

Why did the ketchup blush? Because he saw the salad dressing!

What do you call a donkey with 3 legs? A wonky donkey!